later on it was up so high a bird flew into it: Archive

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 19th

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I think my new years resolution will be to only pursue women to whom English is at most a second language.

Jan 4th

2012 sure is interesting so far; I’m going on holiday to Portugal, and I talked to a lady who wasn’t immediately sick into her handbag.

Jan 2nd

I’m on my way back into the country. Look busy everyone!

Dec 30th

RT @postabargain: Mirror’s Edge (X360) - £1.79 with code: http://t.co/EcxA92IJ

Dec 28th

Dec 26th

RT @Johnny_Number_5: @oldblinddeadjim No Disassemble!

Dec 26th

I’m so close to getting off this god forsaken land mass.

Dec 25th

Turns out 1kg of custard does make you feel better. Temporarily.

Dec 22nd

Pretty horrific: Car Crashes: Car split in two in fatal high-speed crash - @Jalopnik http://t.co/ujSN89py

Dec 21st

I hope I don’t die in my sleep; my current lifestyle is ‘heroin addict chic’.

Dec 20th

I’m at Route 38 Diner (Trerulefoot, Saltash) http://t.co/eU320Faa

Dec 18th

Dec 16th

Apparently I wrote this in one of my assignments,...

”..The site is a nut free environment, and guarantees the products to be nut free. Groups of people at risk include: Elderly people, because they are vulnerable to everything. Pregnant women, because they are weak and have loose morals. Very young children, because they are ill informed and know no better.”

Dec 15th

RT @ElderScrolls: Skyrim shout mod @g4tv pays homage to Lion-O and friends http://t.co/cmBr72G9

Dec 13th

Watch

This is a real thing, not a comedy, or satire or anything like that. A real man in a real situation. Saying real words.

Dec 12th

Still can’t sleep. Why’d you have to cut your hair Pat Sharp!? WHY!? And with that my childhood ended.

Dec 12th

Dammit, everything I want is on the opposite side of the country to wherever I am.

Dec 11th

Lovely day in Haverfordwest. http://t.co/FxCQYIpD

Dec 9th

Oh, hello Wales! You’re ever so windy. But you had me at vbcnfjdneo cndnwk Djfjnf djnd do t y. If you like this, you’re a racist.

Dec 8th

Dec 5th

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“No, we can’t give that away as a prize” http://t.co/hA6PqoIT

Dec 5th

“what a nerd!” they’d say. “yes” I’d say. And then I’d be off, on my next adventure!

Dec 2nd

Someone I work with likes ‘anything to do with weather’ including old people dying at Christmas I’ll wager.

Nov 30th

So I’ve tried not sleeping, but if anything that seems to me *more* tired.

Nov 28th

Well, that undermines pretty much everything I’ve ever achieved on twitter. http://t.co/AZxrIACq

Nov 27th

There is a section in the credits for ‘stock footage’ who has stock footage of tri-breasted aliens or Mars!?

Nov 25th

Everyone should play this. RT @FrugalGaming: New Deal: Alice: Madness Returns | Xbox 360 £14.95 Delivered http://t.co/80CJgn2c #FRUGALGAMING

Nov 24th

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Forgot how pretty this song is.

Nov 24th

So did anyone ever work out if Mr Blobby was mentally ill?

Nov 23rd

Entire Tamriel Landmass built into Skyrim.

ppsh-41: I didn’t know if this was posted yet on tumblr, so I thought I’d do it. The landmass of almost all of the provinces in Tamriel, has been put into Skyrim. All which are inaccessible(without console commands) and which serve absolutely no purpose in the game. Why are they there? I personally don’t know. But take a look at the effort Bethesta put into these seemingly pointless landmasses. ...

Nov 23rd

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I Heart Chaos — Salvador Dali’s illustrations from Alice in Wonderland http://t.co/KFNrMrvR

Nov 22nd

findout: Keren Ann - My name is trouble

Nov 18th

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3 tags

Nov 17th

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I Heart Chaos — More important news that no one will hear - Western Black Rhino Declared Extinct http://t.co/1kYuHKwJ

Nov 12th

I think my life is turning into a sitcom..

This weekend I ended up at a childrens party for the daughter of two Portuguese lesbians.

Nov 7th

Ahh, getting re-aquainted with an old friend.. http://t.co/e3GVymnL

Nov 6th

Friend me, if you dare: 1977 - 0267 - 1026

Nov 6th

So I’m in a pub with a friend. Nobody here can question how messed up my brain box is. For all intent and purposes I am fully functioning human man.

Nov 5th

‘How easy is it to cut through someone’s neck?’ #thingsIwon’tusemyworkcomputertosearchfor

Nov 5th

Looks like I’m going to see Motorhead on the 12th. That should be interesting. I love his song; the eight of spades. I believe it to be a protest song about eight falsely imprisons coloured gentlemen.

Nov 2nd

Oct 29th

The fattest man in the world went into Pets at home. I didn’t have the heart to tell him it wasn’t a supermarket.

Oct 28th

It’s hard to believe most people who post YouTube comments can actually work a computer in the first place.

Oct 27th

Fuzzy Felt was a thing, right? I didn’t imagine that? So tired.

Oct 25th

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d have to weigh up the pros and cons of: “toilets are located in the hallways”

Oct 20th

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